you-wish-you-had-this-url

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

lonelytreestump:

j6:

shisnojon:

suctioning:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

ajmiee-chan:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

Hey there Delilah what’s it like with a blog that shitty

I’m a thousand miles away but girl ur posts are just crudity,

so screw you

Your selfie can’t get more notes than 2

I’Thats very few

She got a big booty so I call her big booty

Now he’s callin me NyQuil

hey guys what’s going on in this thread

Ass

I left for 5 minutes wtf happened to my post

davejaded

jathis:

extradan:

So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

OH MY GOD

heddywigs

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.